“YOU’VE BEEN PATIENTLY WAITING — AND NOW IT’S FINALLY HERE!”
You could have 500m guesses at what this breathless website copy is plugging and you would not get it.
The words accompany the release of the American Horse Council’s 2023 Equine Economic Impact Survey, which, as advertised, is “FINALLY HERE!”
Turns out, its super-excitable promo copy was actually quite merited:
Horse enthusiasts sit at the core of the industry — they love their horses and they’ll spend wildly to acquire, care for, and pamper their galloping guys and gals.
Of course, simply acquiring high-end horses is its own major expense: The 49 horses sold at last fall’s PSI Auction in Germany went for a combined $21.6m (or, a pricey ~$440.8k per horse average).
Not everything is rosy in the horse business, of course:
Also: “Horse’s ass,” “Screw you and the horse you rode in on,” and “Beating a dead horse.” The English lexicon is just plain rude to horses.
That’s a strange way to thank them for their multibillion-dollar contribution to society.